Same.

“Our application statistics show everybody has IG and TikTok accounts.”

Holy shit, I knew the clip from ages ago, but I’ve only recently gotten to know Gianmarco. Good to know my taste in comedy hasn’t changed. 😂

Oh, they’re going the “explaining the difference between a pedophile, a hebephile, and a ephebophile” route. Let’s see if it works out for them.

I just recently upgraded from my OG Vive because I didn’t want an inside out tracking or wireless, but… let’s see what the price is and if the thing is actually as good in real world conditions as Linus makes it look. I might just try those pancake lenses (because the Vive Pro 2 lenses are bad).

And yeah, I will never give Meta money. Not directly, and indirectly as little as I can.

Take some LSD. It’ll make everything seem unimportant for a while, but then reality comes back into focus. You realize you still have to go to work, appointments still need to be kept and you still have to get along with people you don’t like. Dying in 30 minutes is very different from living for another 50 years.

It’s a comment on humans exploiting each other to the maximum for personal gain.

🚬

Drinking in an Uber, make it quick, make it neat

Three days tops.

Had an external PM who was given an inflated version of a technical document of mine. He called and you could hear the ??? over the phone. He said we already have the go-ahead, no need to sell it to him again. I offered to send him the original version and he happily accepted.

and a partridge in a pear tree.

How about giant chode?

DJ: *shouts name of local town/city/state*

crowd: *goes absolutely batshit insane for some reason*

Oh hey, just keep the government shut down and privately finance proceedings. I’m sure there’s no giant, obvious, terrifying problems and consequences with that.

There’s always bananas in the money stand.

How else would you center a div??

Breakfast loyalty

10% chance of BS when I plug in my docking station. Has been working for years before the upgrade.

VMware is straight up broken on some of our laptops. Hyper-V is noticeably slower, too. Why would I recommend Server 2025 to anyone?

New job provides hardware and allows me to install Linux. Hell yeah.

It’s when you remove the bottom of a shoe.

I can excuse child sexual abuse, but I draw the line at helping the less fortunate.