I’m doing my part 🫡

They are just gonna blame Biden still

Explain how that is beans

How does anti-pornography sound good to you? If you are about to give some religious nonsense, please don’t bother.

There is our chance to surpass them!

No, this is cursed knowledge. I will have to try it now.

God damn symbiotes!

Can’t expect nerds to have the social intelligence to understand that.

Being 30 myself all I can say is: you poor fool

I just need a singing rice cooker so I can go “Ganbatte Mr Rice Cooker San!” when he starts cooking and “Arigato Mr Rice Cooker San” when he is done.

Brush your teeth bud. People can probably smell your breath from a mile away.

Is there no software that can just tell you if it’s AI generated or not?

Imploding submarines are far more efficient

They got to you. It’s too late to safe you. Rest peacefully.

Say gex!

Ok, where do I find an emotional support iraqi corner store?

We could easily make them do that.

Fine, I’ll play by your rules

I am the Rumpelstiltskin now!

I measure the mass of my stool by seconds it takes to discharge