You have the vibe of a sink-pisser.

Oh look someone assuming the worst in the comment section. I don’t care how you got fat, if your rolls are spilling into my seat you should be paying for 2.

Anime is a disease

That ass is still very famous.

They’ll what?

Now I feel bad about using the sink instead of a toilet :(

based bezos bot

NOOOO you can’t just look at your phone when you’re waiting for the train!

You have to interact and appreciate the world at all times!

Right? It’s my new phone lock screen background.

The cat crawling under there dust mops regularly.

Huh, I’ve never heard of that before. Fortunately, I rarely need to use the one program in my workflow that requires windows and it supports windows server.

Absolutely. I spent like 3 hours the other day trying to get a W11 vm running; trying to emulate TPM and faking secure boot. I gave up and installed server in 5 minutes 😑

My vacuum doesn’t get lost under the furniture.

Wasn’t aware boomers agreed with homosexuality.

It’s supposed to be “frunk”, op typoed.

@FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca

This is a pretty standard way of showing proportions between 3 things; it wasn’t invented for this graph specifically.

I never understood what compels people to post not-showerthoughts to the showerthoughts community.

Play with your butt a lot because it feels good, then eventually you start getting curious about its true capabilities.

HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT ME I HAVE MONEY

I CHARTERED A LUXURY PRIVATE JET THEN GOT IN MY MERCEDES-BENZ