I trust the shit coming out of my ass to do good for the world a whole lot more than the shit coming out of his mouth

You forgot “Pigboy” in the thread title, OP.

he uses big knock-off Sharpie markers that are undoubtedly made in China with his name on them. It is not the same power move as Kevin O’Leary, AKA Mr. Wonderful, who is regularly seen waving around expensive fountain pens on his show.

A nice fountain pen feels good to hold and use. Thought goes into shaping the letters and picking out ink is a lot of fun. The same just can’t be said about a cheap gaudy marker, especially when it’s user has pants and a head full of shit.

Anyway the point I’m trying to make is the guys who designed Alcatraz probably didn’t sign their names and important documents with Sharpies. The guy trying to bring it back is approximately 2 degrees away from smearing shit with his finger on paper for all I care.

Advertisers waste our time which is the only measurable currency we are all spending at the same rate

The only reason I’d be caught driving a tesla is if it had a completely true bumper sticker that said “I bought it after he blew his brains out.”

Remember when Sobe bottles were glass and had the manufacturing weak point near the bottom you could smash out with a nail and a rock? They made excellent steamrollers.

Was the pyramid scheme selling the sheets?

I listen to a lot of Knowledge Fight which is a podcast that covers and tears apart Infowars. I’ve heard Alex Jones say a lot of names to which I don’t care to put a halloween mask face to.

Is Joe Schmoe going to have to answer for his shitbox that just plowed through a school zone with an unusual number of speed bumps? Joe hasn’t even met his vehicle yet and it’s gonna be out there committing crimes potentially under his name.

This dog shit comic being spammed on *eddit was a good reason to leave that shithole

I paid for the game therefore all the items in it are mine

Y’know, the thing about him, he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes.

It is weird that he probably saw Danny DeVito rolling back the odometers in Matilda while in a K hole and misconstrued the whole situation. That scene of Danny with the drill taking thousands of miles off an old beater probably seemed like a jackpot idea in that drug addled mind of his.

Don’t go starting a diction waving contest

I left reddit because it is far too common to see this dog shit comic on or near the front page

Better work on those reading and righting skills first

Using AI for anything more than diagnosing cancer or scrubbing toilets is unethical

They have exquisite couches in russia

Dave’s not here.

It took longer than I would care to admit to realize that isn’t Michael Richards.