That was awesome, thanks for sharing!

Bigass subwoofer, blast Smack My Bitch Up, feel your soul exit your body.

Fits the tone of that first chapter perfectly 😂

Me and my homies love BBBs (big beautiful burettes)

Nope!

When all you have is a few bone fragments and a bunch of teeth, it’s pretty hard to figure out what my dude looked like! With each new fossil we get a better picture.

He keeps getting better and bite-ier every year.

You’re right, the frog’s full name is lil’ Spallanzani.

Asking the real questions.

He’s the token white dude!

My impulse would be to say something like, “excuse me, but the gentleman behind me is still waiting in line!” in a loud enough voice to draw a bit of attention. Gives the cashier space to pretend they didn’t notice him while letting him know you noticed that shit and you’re not OK with it. Also gives other cashiers and patrons nearby the opportunity to be cool and let him jump in line or help him on another lane. As long as it’s focused on the rude behavior of closing a lane without ringing up everyone in the queue, hopefully not too embarrassing for the poor dude behind you.

That cashier was a fucking dickhead. Not your fault you didn’t react in the heat of the moment, that would catch me off guard too!

Spinosaurus!

Gigantic crocodile-faced sail-finned bitey boy supreme.

Exactly!

Geology is just a specialized field of chemistry. Biology too for that matter.

Also a process engineer. Real answer is “I develop procedures for cleaning contamination critical hardware”. My flippant answer is “I tell other people how to do their jobs”.

Juicer!

If both trout and sharks are fish, then so are whales. Mammals are more closely related to trout than trout are to sharks.

Easy, that’s just nRT/P, assuming the pineapple is an ideal gas.

Unironically, language dictates how we think.

Damn hydrogen! It ruined the universe!

I’m for free speech, but I’m torn on anonymous free speech. If you can’t tell where the speech is originating, it really hampers your ability to analyze it. And if you can’t identify the entity (government, corporation, or person) who originated the speech, how can you as an individual hold them accountable for the shit they say? It just leads to a cesspool, and you can’t even choose to ignore those who have lied to you in the past, because you can’t identify them.