It’s in your car. Just bike there.

*buzzin intensifies *

Guess you’ve never been to South America, Need for Speed Underground2 soundtrack starts playing on busses betweeen 22:00 and 5:00, optional bonus: your driver is bald and wearing a tanktop-

Lol who is downvoting you? I get that Lemmy is generally left-leaning but come on!! All drugs should be legal and taxed , all information should be free ! A phone is a cheaper computer! Stop giving more power to governments! Free the people! — edit before the downvotes come my way: why do I bring up drugs ? Politicians & police are also the ones benefiting from negotiating with dealers. Does not matter which country you live in.

Whoever downvoted you has no sense of humor :/ “wdym” is a great name but not for the moon!

****Other satellites and stars

Wdym? Sun is the name, Star is the type of celestial body, Moon is the name, satellite is the type of celestial body. This post is a farce, don’t fall for OP’s BS!

Do you even play the lottery?

I’m truly honored Maven, here is an axiom for you: He who don’t eat ass never got his ass properly eaten! I lost my v-card when I was 15 with a school classmate, we dated for dunno 6 months. She was my same age and obsessed with sex and cosmo magazines, she knew all the tricks, she was a really patient teacher and a really good ass eater. Unfortunately she was really possessive and we broke up in less than 6 months. She thought I would practice what she taught me on other girls or something, I was 14/15, I just wanted to stay up late playing Magic the Gathering with my other classmates without having a jealousy fit on the phone. So her worst fear came true, and now I’m out there, looking for asses to eat, so better cover with your tail like a scared dog or scram when you see me!

The only thing for me left to say is: them asses ain’t gonna eat themselves!!