I grew up eating all of that and nothing ever happened to me!
ssɐqɯnᗡ
I say dumb shit and make shitty jokes, I’m also Aussie and will call you a cunt.
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Android@lemdro.id•A forgotten Sony gaming phone is being reimagined for 2025English
6·5 months agoBring back the Nokia Ngage you fucking cowards!
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Political Discussion and Commentary@lemmy.world•Don’t Be Surprised When Trump Pardons Ghislaine Maxwell - TPMEnglish
24·5 months agoNow everyone is putting it on Trump Admin to release files.
You mean the man who promised his voters he would release the documents, the one who sat there for 4 years bitching about the Dems not releasing, then went on to do the exact same fucking thing?
The man who has spoken about it for years upon years, untill it was time for him to man up and release the documents, now they don’t exist, but they do, but they’re fake, but they’re there, but they don’t exist.
I agree they should have released them when they got them, but Trump made it his mission to release those and now he knows how much his names over them, he’s afraid.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Trump takes no chances in armored golf buggy as protesters storm streets across ScotlandEnglish
111·5 months agoHahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah, big strong leader y’all got there.
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News@lemmy.world•Lauren Boebert’s son charged with child abuse in case she called ‘miscommunication’English
4·5 months agoLike father like son?
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[Dormant] moved to !historymemes@piefed.social@lemmy.world•Happy SaturdayEnglish
4·5 months agoWhat a way to make a living!
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[Dormant] moved to !historymemes@piefed.social@lemmy.world•Happy SaturdayEnglish
9·5 months agoCurrently I’m number 4, but after this joint I’ll be number 9.
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Fediverse memes@feddit.uk•When it's 8PM Hawaii Time and all of Lemmy starts speaking GermanEnglish
13·5 months agoThe old, Am I having a stroke or is it just Germany waking up.
How the fuck did Ric Flair out live Hogan?
I’d rather not speak Ill of the dead… So I’ll be quiet.
I’ll do it.
Hulk Hogan was a narcissistic, racist, hypocritical piece of shit.
In the words of the immortal Sheiky Baby: FUCK THE HULK HOGAN, FUCKING BITCH!
You gotta hit the Devil’s food cake, that really takes the edge off.
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Reddit@lemmy.world•I wonder how many posts/comments/subreddits on reddit are artificial like this.English
421·5 months agoHahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah, I think I need to give my username up to this guy.
What about party busses?
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Technology@lemmy.world•Smoking avatars and online games: how big tobacco targets young people in the metaverseEnglish
16·5 months agoThe Meta prison purse®™
Ohh really, it goes:
get fuck for real!
are you kidding me
10 bucks entrance
just to go and pee
you’ll be hearing
from my lawyer
you’re getting fired
where’s your manager
now I’m being arrested see
this is what happens when they charge a fee.
Get fucked! For real!
I kept seeing Coldplay memes and thought, hell yeah it’s talk shit about Coldplay week again!
I didn’t choose to be a dumbass, I was born a dumbass.
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World News@lemmy.world•An American father who moved to Russia to avoid LGBTQ+ “indoctrination” is being sent to the front line against Ukraine despite being assured he would serve in a non-combat role.English
171·5 months agoHahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.






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