Too late, the journalists have been replaced by advanced auto completes already.

Thanks for maintaining our instance for us man!

Mexican flavoured penang curry

They can always sue for defamation I guess, depending on the laws of whichever country

I think a phone holder with an always on big screen that you can keep glancing at will be much better than a mini map on your wrist that you need to raise your hand and see.

This is like the lava and red goo thing

What’s the point, we kinda do it anyway

Legit comment, the jaw isn’t slack

I think they’re frozen before they’re dead, so the reason to bring them back would be to not do that murder thing, and also to fulfill contractual obligations, and as a business showcase to the world that you’re ready to receive more customers for a freeze and bring you back service instead of a freeze and kill you service.

Encino man?

I think you’ll enjoy watching the movie called Idiocracy. It is your AltaVista search result extrapolated to full life.

But we’re all living in America, Coca Cola, sometimes war

You’re right!

Great way to pass the time, like “Patient who played guitar as doctors removed tumor reveals what it was like to stay awake during brain surgery”

And too many QR codes

So it’s just an added feature of StartAllBack - no more updating!

Ahh you’re right that’s probably what they meant, but yeah in that case every patented software would be hacked

Why?

Nvidia shield is a good option, or any cheap android box

Instructions unclear, we now have door to door scientologists instead

Don’t do drugs