What reputation?

Then yeah, I’ll take that one. Olympic medals here I come! Imagine the stroke a 20 foot man could take. Michael Phelps would be jealous.

Can I swim faster when I’m huge?

You’re gonna put your dick in a glass of water, huh?

Would you be able to stay hard when you grow? We haven’t asked enough questions.

Would these powers be supernatural, or bound by the laws of physics? Like, does glowing require extra calories? And does my electrolyte balance go out of whack when I’m in water?

Jellyfin and Immich, first and foremost. From there, Nextcloud, Home Assistant, RustDesk, Docmost, and Nephele.

(Full disclosure: Nephele is my own service. I find it quite useful.)

This is the future liberals want.

I guess that’s treason and he should be hanged, according to BLOATUS.

Definitely not just JavaScript.

Not in programming languages.

That is literally unbelievable.

You don’t want an AI generated non-descript thing?

Actually, it might not even be AI generated. Just a non-descript thing.

I understand that. If we had a word for north east, let’s say “yest”, then I wouldn’t have to say “north by north east”, I could just say “north yest”.

Better question is why don’t they have 8? I hate saying “north by north east”.

Some tool batteries make a great gift. I’d love receiving some Dewalt 20v max. Obviously, it depends what brand tools your recipient has.

Yes. Those are the people we want to hurt.

Yeah, I completely agree. It’s straightforward, but it’s got a lot of downsides. Everything always takes eight bytes. Even if you’re just storing 0 or 1.

It makes handling numbers a lot simpler in most cases, though, and simplicity was the goal of JavaScript. I just wish there was a better solution than typed arrays.

Yeah, but only kind of. It depends if you’re using the new syntax. Within new language constructs (like classes and modules), code runs in strict mode without having to use "use strict". It gets rid of some of the annoying quirks.

So long and thanks for all the memes. Definitely worth the billions of dollars spent on it.