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His girlfriend in Canada

I can confidently assure you that no one in Canada is that full of self-loathing.

And yet, still, fuck off, Patel.

Tightbeam line-of-sight IR laser should be the only way to control stuff like this. And I realize that means I can’t control my hands if they are in another room, which is a delta of 0 from the current human condition.

I’m confused and not American.

I need this on a t shirt. Feels like it’d sell a lot, since the rest of the world can fucking relate.

This is why I laugh every time i see a bottle of vitamins from “natural sources”. How is one supposed to discern the origin of a given molecule of ascorbic acid?

With my hands.

Or, the internet, the same medium upon which the noisome roots of social media depend, has some induced self-selection bias for increasing connectivity. It’s basically behaving like a weird superorganism and advocating for conditions to make it grow. At, I might add, the expense of the host species.

I feel the same way about words like leucocholy, but I’m forplaint with the ugsome trend of rising of anti-intellectualism in our world today and no longer see the appeal of logomachies.

I don’t want to sound like a dick

Awww why not? Be true to your deepest, most innerest self, man. It sucks when people just don’t embrace what they are. You got this.

Also: whoopsie too late.

“and what rough beast, it’s hour come at last, slouches towards Mara Lago to shoot itself out of a leathery, Botox injected cunt to be born.”

• Yeates, probably

Idk if it could take down a satellite

I know you don’t know.

I do.

And no it cannot, that’s only in fallout New Vegas. This is not possible to weaponize because: physics.

And 2 pariah states with legacies they will never outlive.

Is no one considering that Russia has a uniquely qualified perspective when it comes to failure? Game recognize game…

I want to make this perfectly clear. “You wanna make a bet?” died in fucking elementary school for me. Like it should for every mature, sane human. Gambling is for, and done by, the most immature, underdeveloped losers in our society. I’ve never once met someone who went to a casino and told me about that I didn’t instantly lose a measureable amount of respect for. I would have absolutely no qualms about levelling every casino on the planet and forcing the property owners to donate the land to public park space.

You are not “winners with no winnings”. You are losers.

The fact that it is growing in popularity and we now have douche canoes on polymarket every second commercial just tells me we’re devolving.

“What a sucker, heh. I mean, people are saying that he kinda didn’t really help out much. We’re probably stronger, militarily, now that this dead weight isn’t bogging down the rest of the brave troops who aren’t dead yet.”

-Trump, probably.

I, too, sense a rising anti-intellectualism in today’s world in general. Just the other day some guy came by my place asking to “read the gas meter”. Whatever happened to the classics?!

This. I’m fine with auto complete, snippets and llm suggestions. But I still need to read and review and, critically, comphrend the code. I always review it’s work, and most often make changes that I know are better practices.

For some reason your comment reminded me of that ol’ Tim Robinson ditty.

The skeletons will pull your hair. Up, but not out.

Also wouldn’t his hair be like… permanently greasy? The only guy who’s hair might be worse (other than trump but that’s not hair as much as it is a region of spacetime that has a few more ppm of alpha helix protein than the hard vacuum) is Nutlick now that he has that gangsta-ass mullet.

Infinary.

Is it worth chiming in that I’ve personally never seen any image or facsimile of that thing that is in any way, shape, or form flattering to the subject matter? If I was making a catalogue of “shammies one would wash one’s car with” its complexion might make an appearance in the appendix but otherwise nah. No redeeming value from a photographic stance, or, frankly, from any other point of view really.

He’s not much good to humanity alive.

AND?! what’s wrong with starting out with these perfectly viable/plausible plot and visual design concepts? If anything that medium was prescient. People be asploding Neo Tokyo on the regular now in their tiktoks for the memeslingery.