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I hope you enjoy the effects of your clearly well-thought-out strategy.

Fascism. They looove the taste of boot leather.

Sorry, who?

I checked, but the only memorable Kirk I can dredge up from my memory (which is where I store facts about people worth remembering) is that of James Tiberius Kirk, captain of the USS Enterprise.

The Romans devalued their currency too. It’s an admirably complex bit of toroidal mental gymnastics you’re doing; transposing this concept to the currency of your words.

All that happens is more gpus spin up though. Just more waste. It’s indefensible.

You can smell their desperation.

Yeah I also don’t notice it if we’re friends. It’s the assumption of familiarity that bugs me/feels disrespectful, I think…

“Bro” or any variation thereof that assumes familiarity where none exists.

The artifice offends.

Fuck banks. This is why I credit union.

A quick scan reveals I’ve never committed a vehicular homicide, and do not engage in activities that are statistically likely to improve the odds that I will commit a vehicular homicide. I’m fine with with jailing someone who’d risk everyone around them with death and dismemberment for their entertainment.

There is no such thing as an “instinct to drive dangerously”, it’s called “a choice”.

Annnnnd fuck that choice.

Bad AND selfish. In generous quantities.

That’s why all of us Americans can quickly tell when someone is just trying to start shit when they get angry online…

The abysmal state of your union somewhat belies your stated ability to “tell when someone is just trying to start shit”. Someone started shit quite some time ago, friend. They continue to do so and I don’t see any evidence that the body politic is even remotely aware.

I’m just saying the American shit detection algorithm might not be as sophisticated as you’re making it out to be.

“Yes, an electronic brain,” said Frankie, “a simple one would suffice.”

“A simple one!” wailed Arthur.

“Yeah,” said Zaphod with a sudden evil grin, “you’d just have to program it to say What? and I don’t understand and Where’s the tea? Who’d know the difference?”

…and it happened in a vacuum, just all by itself.

On our way to being Geidi Prime…

Was this study published in “No shit, Sherlock - Weekly” or something?

Re-run. The orange asshole did the same thing with COVID testing. Didn’t stop a healthy amount of his brain-dead supporters from suffocating on their own lung-juice (and good fucking riddance).

Unfortunately this time we all have to inhale their EMISSIONS.

Ok but your not speaking to a Chinese, but to a Canadian, so don’t make me laugh any harder than you already have or I’ll need to go see a doctor for free.

Plus ça change.

Imagine how much more successful any given business might be by simply… ignoring Twitter.