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Some might. I will be playing an instrument or reading instead. I’m out.

Netflix is American. So yeah: Garbage IS Garbage.

What good will that be 'gainst the 20 stout men and their crossbows that will besiege you on the high road as you go to market on the Lord’s Day?

Hmm. You should probably go back to lisp. Don’t take this personally but you’re objectively, measurably wretched at the hot takes gig.

Glad you’re enjoying it America. Facisim is a super active sport, be careful not to tyranny ligament!

I just point and bray laughter while looking them directly in their faces. The forehead veins are all a-throb.

Lol no these are not adults. At least not in any emotional maturity context. Chronologically maybe…

Fuck you, America.

The wound must be lanced and purged lest infection set in.

Now: as a Canadian, if we must amputate…I think I know where I’d tie off.

Sorry that’s fucking gross. OP wants to walk through a world of rotting meat and unscavenged carcasses. Seriously. Read up on what happened to vultures in India when they gave all their cattle Diclofenac.

Cultures might not be pretty but they are fucking awesome and entirely necessary. Why peeps gotta hate on the cleaning staff I don’t know.

A comparison of Canada vs the USA is hard. All my instruments need to be recalibrated for imperial shithole country scales, but the conclusion is always the same: THE USA SUCKS.

For a good laugh have a stroll through the yahoo finance comments. It’s bounced back up to 126ish now. The hooting noises are just…so funny to hear.

Definitely. As an industrial lubricant, you’ll not find a superior product to stop that sliding door from squeaking.

I have heard that some fools consider it edible though. I cannot fathom why however. Molten glass dipped in sulphuric acid would be more palatable.

Fr. Caesar don’t GAF about the gladiators’ political views.

And I’d be remiss if I did not add Adams to the fray:

The major problem—one of the major problems, for there are several—one of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them. To summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem. And so this is the situation we find: a succession of Galactic Presidents who so much enjoy the fun and palaver of being in power that they very rarely notice that they’re not. And somewhere in the shadows behind them—who? Who can possibly rule if no one who wants to do it can be allowed to?

Can you tell from the pixels?

I can!

Lie. Cheat. Lose. Repeat.

This is 100% on-brand.

These fucks are GROUND ZERO for humanity’s collective dysfunction. They really think concentrating their filth in a fucking bunker isn’t going to brew the literal worst toxic behavior ever witnessed?

Have at it in my opinion. Lock em in and melt the keys.

Tell me again, Daddy, how very unlucky I, and all my kinfolk are, not to be your SHITHOLE COUNTRY’S fifty first state.