Shaft collars probably the closest to what you’re looking for that’s easy to search for

Over a year.

I hate people. Modern dating is a shit show. Not interested.

Yubikey and yubico authenticator is king. Just need multiple keys. Stick it in a PC or tap it on your phones nfc… bam totp code pulls up.

Well google does a horrible job at combating it

Only if you’re the kind of absolute dolt to let your television connect to the internet

Not really in production though. Anything serious runs on esxi if it’s on prem servers. Maybe this will change that, but I doubt it.