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What do you think about https://github.com/morriscox/Rules-of-Tech-Support

A college advisor gave me the nickname of Morris Virus. Computers would go haywire, even crash (at least one death), if I was near them (and sometimes when I was about to arrive). I got kicked out of the Computer Center dozens of times. I got in trouble in other places, like at the local ISP, and got banned from touching some computers.

Streetlights would turn off as I approached and come back on after I passed them. A friend used that to find me.

A great aunt and a brother would meet up from time to time to exchange watches since watches would run faster for one and slower for the other.

I have had people hand me a floppy disk and want me to download the Internet onto it. I have told them that that is impossible but how do they know that I’m telling them the truth?

Who are all these that these ads are working on?

We need to hunt down whoever these ads are working on.