Hmmm, let’s see:

• Can’t even spell “can” correctly. (dumb)
• Bad attitude towards animals. (mean spirited)
• Paid for premium. (desperate)

Yeah, I don’t see women lining up around the block for this catch of a human being.

That is ridiculously small for the price. Is it meant to make a profit or something?

Try playing around with GLSL shaders! They’re a fun application of linear algebra and have a satisfyingly quick feedback time.

Hard disagree. Linear algebra can make pretty shapes and colors from a bunch of vertices, while calculus can make you want to quit school and become a plumber.

Hey guys, welcome to another of Johnny’s Tech Tutorials. I’m your guy Jim, and today we’re going to be covering how to prevent Slack from showing other users when you’re away from your computer.

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Ok, I don’t know about you guys, but back when I worked for a company, we used Slack for communication. Slack is great for most things, but they just don’t let you set your status to be permanently online. If you step away for a coffee or a washroom break and don’t come back fast enough, there’s a good chance your boss will see it. Unfortunately, not everyone has an understanding boss. And, if you’re one of those people with a minute-counting pencil pusher for a boss, you’ll know how bad it can be. Luckily for you, there is a way that you can bypass that pesky Slack snitching.

If this helps you, make sure to smash that like button and subscribe for more tech tutorials. So, here’s what you’re going to do: head on over to Amazon and search for a “USB mouse jiggler”. Any of them are going to work, but I highly recommend the “JigglePhysiks Pro 300” for its natural mouse movements. I’ll put a link to that in the video comments if any of you are interested and want to help out the channel. Once you get your mouse jiggler, you’re going to need to find a USB port to plug it into. If your computer doesn’t have any free ones, though, don’t worry about it. You can grab a USB hub from Amazon to get a few more ports. Or, if you have a Mac, make sure to grab a USB C to USB adapter. Once you have all those set up and plugged in, press the button on the device and walk away for your morning coffee. That’s it! No more away status.

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The more countries that do this, the better. Keep the pressure on Apple.

It’s just another Tuesday for MAGAts.

Oh, if only…

T-Mobile’s press release suggests that wireless customers across the United States will “benefit from enhanced choice and competition,”

Acquiring a smaller service provider improves consumer choice and market competition how, exactly? I really hope none of the regulators believe that horseshit.

Experts agree that the simplest and most cost-effective way to remove cold sores is with the Mr. Clean Magic Eraser. A pack of Mr. Clean Magic Erasers will cost you $5 from Amazon and can last up to 7 weeks with proper care. Other remedies include diluted acetic acid or castration.

You’re paying for the privilege of paying them even more money if you want them to build a PC.

Wouldn’t the better solution be to simply not turn gorillas into a public attraction?

Ubuntu is back to GNOME now.

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My phone can’t play BluRay disks.
My computer can’t natively play BluRay disks.
My iPad can’t play them.

My only option is to pay for yet another HDMI device because of BluRay’s DRM and sit down in front of a TV that I may not actually even own. That’s both an additional waste of money and inconvient compared to watching an episode on my phone during lunch.

Or I can use software to crack the DRM and rip the disk to video files, which is a violation of the DMCA and brings us right back to being illegal.

Fuck streaming services, but also fuck DRM-encumbered pieces of plastic and foil. I’ll buy the movie on a subscription-free service as a token gesture and pirate it.

Oh, I know! Use Palestinian hostages to detonate them on-site. That’ll solve two of Netanyahu’s problems at once /s

Internet Lackof Service Providers

Every time he says “this year” or “next year,” it’s at least 4 years away. He’s so full of shit that even his internal clock stinks.

Linkin Park.

Hybrid Theory was amazing, but most of their other albums were mostly “meh” for me. Meteora had a couple of good songs, but that’s about it.

Young adults have too much self-respect to work unpaid overtime, and they’ve got to solve the lack of slave workers somehow. /s