This may reveal me to be some kind of weirdo, but I’ve never managed to finish any Zelda other than the very first one on NES. I’ve gone back and tried other Zelda games over the years, they all seem interesting to start with but I just end up putting them down at some point and losing interest entirely.

I love a lot of single-player action RPGs and always have, but for some reason the most popular series of them ever consistently fails to vibe with me.

I’m thinking of quitting the Taco Bell deep-marketing department.

In some towns that makes you the mayor.

I do know that, it’s prominently featured in the extensive dossier my superiors issued me about you. But perhaps I’ve said too much…

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I would happily help Keanu hide the bodies.

Are you doing a surprised Pikachu face at having a poor customer experience with one of the most notoriously crappy companies out there?

If you like boiled eggs, you need a boiled egg timer.

It’s a clear “egg” made of heat-tolerant plastic with a color-changing temperature gauge visible inside. You throw it into the pot when boiling eggs and it lets you know when the eggs are soft boiled, medium boiled, or hard boiled. It’s very readable even in boiling water, and the results are always perfectly accurate. These things are totally worth the few dollars they cost.

Striker was the baddest motherfucker around, as evidenced by Striker’s mother’s deep postcoital disappointment.

Statement! One-love.

Nothing, I’m creative.

From the article:

Quantum dots are already moving in the premium display category, particularly through QD-OLED TVs and monitors. The next step could be QDEL, short for “quantum dot electroluminescent,” also known as NanoLED, screens.

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You know what people tend to forget?

Shareholders = Consumers of the product too

I wonder how many of the people getting rich in the tobacco industry are smokers.

I loved Max Headroom (the American drama series) as a kid, and am now rewatching it and while there’s the odd bit of 1980s cringe, it still holds way up in a “how the hell did something this hip ever get greenlit on a major network?” sort of way.

My wife is not into cyberpunk dystopia stuff, but she’s watching for the first time with me and doesn’t hate it.

I hope you made sure the rest of the evening was clear before showing her “Threshold.”

Ich verwende übrigens Arch.

According to the evidence, the defendant clearly committed the crime with all 17 of his fingers. His lack of remorse is obvious by the fact that he’s clearly smiling wider than his own face.