murphy’s gun sounds like a pretty good piece of firearm safety advice.

metric time actually was a thing, and it sucked so nobody used it.

I’m surprised it hasn’t happened yet

True story, I had serious pain in my chest and got a metallic taste in my mouth, my left shoulder started hurting and i had trouble breathing. I went to the emergency room, thinking i was having a heart attack. they did an ekg, told me i was fine and sent me on my merry way. The pain comes and goes every now and again, but i just power through it like a real man does.