I hate Exchange so much.

I have literally never seen anyone make a deal out of an account’s age, until this post.

You need to create your own Lemmy, with blackjack and hookers.

Feels like this is the sort of important information OP should have included in their post.

You can get it replying to a post on Lemmy You can get it telling a Karen on Facebook she’s a cow You can get it why old how As a matter of fact, I’ve got it now

That theme song is my Pavlov bell. I need a few pints, and a kebab.

Victoria Bitter. Don’t just take my word for it, take this advertising campaign. Honestly by the end there’s no way you won’t feel like a VB.

https://youtu.be/WA1h9h7-_Z4

https://youtu.be/EIK6DXnW_oM

Buy used enterprise hardware for cheap, install Unraid, dip your toes in… Then if you enjoy tinkering, evolve from there.

Unraid does everything I want so I’ve kinda plateaued for the moment.

https://youtu.be/me_wXXB68B4

I miss Vines

You can just type any old bollocks in there and it reveals the download links.

Also the fact CTRL-C randomly doesn’t copy.

Can we just… not?

Create your own community and generate new content organically rather than copying and pasting from somewhere else. Some people left that joint for a reason.

I just assumed it was the US

Classic American on the internet moment

When life gives you lemons!

*Doot doot dee doo doot*

That video was actually worth the watch. I belly laughed at the incredulity of the judge… “You… You got some pants on there Officer??”…

Classic

Smell of piss aside, I’m tempted to go back… if only for these garlic knot things from Carnigie Pizza

They are like garlic.rar or some sort of garlic tardis or something because I swear there was more garlic inside these things than their outside dimension allowed for. I am legitimately drooling like pavlovs dogs right now. Please send help, or better yet several dozen garlic knots.

eat pant

Somewhat related, if for the other side of the country…

We went on a US trip in between Trump presidencies, and my wife and I’s first reaction to getting out of the taxi in NYC was: Why does it smell like piss?

In the 6 block walk to the hotel our question was answered multiple times by people pissing in the street, the gutter, and the alleyways.

tl;dr - NYC smells like piss because of all the piss

omg a sammich that’s crazy

Not sure why it’s offering soup as an option though. It’s 35°C+ at the minute.

Lots of risk for no financial gain, they should have taken something worth money at least.

The head of my knob is way too soft and pretty to ever want it’s little party hat to be taken off.

It’s so soft and sensitive down there, I don’t want it chafing on my grunderpants all day and ruining it’s good feels.