My phone may or may not have been up inside my ass while I tried looking really hard for it. Well now that I got it out (the video is on my OF), it’s covered in poop and femboy cum (dont know how that got in there, honest). My question is, how do I clean all this poop and cum off my phone? I have a group poop to go to later and I REALLY don’t want to be the guy who has to pass around his phone just so everyone can smell it.

Any advice?

  • AliceMAEnglish
    2·
    10 days ago

    You have to wipe more poop on it

    • MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.comOPEnglish
      2·
      5 days ago

      I didn’t have to poop so a waited until the next day, pooped out more shit and then wiped it with poop. Now my phone has multiple layers of poop on it. I cummed on it though so its ok because cum won, but now I have to explain this to people who see me using my phone in public.

      • AliceMAEnglish
        1·
        4 days ago

        How hard did you cum though ?

        • MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.comOPEnglish
          2·
          3 days ago

          I got cum in the charging port and now it only charges if I put the usb-c connector in the right side up instead of any side up. Also cum started oozing out where the camera is.