That reminds me, back in junior high school, around age 15 or so, our school bus driver threatened to suspend anyone that farted from the bus. Banning a natural bodily function? Yeah, you tell that shit to a bunch of young teenagers, any guess how we reacted?

About a quarter of the students on the bus made a point to adjust our own diets to make for the most rotten farts ever! It was glorious times! Many windows ended up getting rolled down, but the bus driver couldn’t suspend anyone, no way to know who dealt it…

“I be” one time, I can handle but JFC.

Hard boiled eggs will help build that muscle mass …or is it muscle ass I forget which.