Probably needs a Union Jack on the right as well
Time for Bre-entry
Brenter?
Breturn!
Brembrace
BREUTIME
Can we add Canada to that too please?
They loading up the nukes to take Greenland too?
EU folds immediately whenever the USA walks in drunk with its imperialist demands.
Did jack shit during the entire Israel-Gaza situation because the number one rule is to not piss off Uncle Sam.
Even their international trade standards get regularly abused by the US to impose sanctions on anyone they want, without acting like they’re responsible.
Pakistan had all these dumbass trade restrictions that magically got lifted the literal day their democratically elected PM was thrown in jail. All of the sudden the IMF (UN, just one example) shut the hell up about gas subsidies and opened the loan book like nothing happened.
That’s just wrong. The EU immediately condemned Trumps speech about seizing Gaza and driving the Palestine people out.
They are also ready to counter any tariffs by Mango Mussolini with their own.
Yurop won’t bow down.
If you want us Europeans to forcefully establish a democracy in the USA, please let us know…
I honestly do, it’s been too long.
First we’ll have to invent tea resistant armour
God yes please
America is Europe’s offspring. Everything they are is everything you guys pretend not to be.
Politics is just like le Star Wars!
Europe is the good guy? Since when?
Since Einstein said everything is relative.
'90
Are you 10 years old?
One man’s evil is another man’s yurop
It’s crazy to even talk about the EU in the face the deep contradictions racking the continent since the '08 crash. Like, Italy’s already outright Fash. Macron is playing footsie with LePen on immigration to keep the demsuccs at bay. Hungary and Poland are reactionary wastelands. Greece is staring down the barrel of an increasingly militant Turkyie in between earthquakes and droughts rocking their domestic economy. Germany and the Nords are beating back their own fascist resurgence.
None of these states seem particularly aligned as the EU parliament just becomes a dumping ground for idiots and assholes. This isn’t a glorious Rebel Alliance, its a clown car with the Check Engine light burnt out.
Let’s hope the water wars & the mass migration wars/massacres that will prelude wwiii change socio-macro-economical-geopoliticals enough for nobody to bootsonground invade us.
Or you know, we don’t accidentally transition to the far-dark side on our own.
Europe on the right site too. Ukraine on the left side. (-9… well this are the people ignoring the raise of the far right in Europe)
Yurop is best rop!
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Lmao thanks for electing Elon Musk you shortsighted fuck
But hey, at least you got trans people banned from sports and renamed a gulf and mountain so it was all worth it!
Eat shit btw
You talk about who when you say daddy money?
America. We give European countries money.
This has a strong “Water? Like from the toilet?” energy.
Don’t worry. China loves giving Europe the money if the USA don’t. But if you think that that’s good for the USA in the long run, that’s not how the world works…
What should I identify as if I don’t relate to or support anything America is doing, but can’t afford to pack up my family and leave?
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That’s stupid. No one cares about street level Nazis.
Mexico actually belongs on the left and the EU belongs on the right
You guys want WW3 so fucking bad!!!
Edit: that is as long as you can make yourselves the victim in the situation. Remember when President Trump was trying to distance the USA from China for a multitude of reasons and you called him xenophobic and racist?
Pepperidge Farm remembers!!
As long as it’s “Dridiot-umphernickle” (or whatever unimaginative
stretchbutchering of the English language you all think is hilarious these days) that starts another world war, you all are so fucking on board!!Jesus I felt my brain cells committing suicide reading this dumbass comment. Typical murican, have to shit on countries that are better than yours while acting like your shit doesn’t stink.
Hurry up and have your next civil war already, world will be a better place without your shithole of a country. Dumbest fucking people on the planet.
Dumbest people on the planet put a man on the moon 🌚
The force is with us… but that’s about it.
Moronic European “leaders” are bootlickers of the US, the only evil one.