I think they should change the name of Pituffik Space Base back to Thule AFB, for three reasons:
It would show Greenland the orange utan means it when he says he wants to take over their country.
Thule is a European mythological name, not some actual planename in a mumbo-jumbo native language, showing proper racist contempt for the people of Greenland in line with this administration’s policies.
It would remove “Space” in the name, because nothing says ridiculous like having a Marvel-inspired branch of the military.
I think they should change the name of Pituffik Space Base back to Thule AFB, for three reasons: