• wigglehard
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    8 months ago

    I would teleport my ass to the toilet whenever I need to take a shit

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        8 months ago

        Honestly, imagine never having to do a penguin walk to the bathroom again because you’re prairie dogging

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    8 months ago

    I would probably teleport to a sub shop up the street from my place and get a good pastrami sandwich

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    8 months ago

    So what happens while you’re teleporting? Like where are you, how are you getting there?

    I feel like this superpower wouldn’t be that bad