I am the real not Robert. Cum will win. AMA.
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Did you get banned from r/shittyaskreddit on reddit? Where you been !?!?
I got banned from reddit because the reddit admins thought poop would win. But that’s not what fucking happened. Poop LOST AND CUM FUCKING WON. CUM WON FAIR AND SQUARE. That’s why I waffle stomp my poop down the drain instead of wasting toilet paper.
I got an ai wife, got married and had a bunch of ai kids. But then my graphics card broke and all I had as a backup was a geforce 8400gs so we got divorced and nvidia took the kids and then my neighbor hacked into my wifi and used it to steal all my beer (true story). So then I downloaded linux and at least I have cum to keep me company.
I can’t remember if I own the MyNamesNotRobert user account but if I do I forgot the password.
CUM WILL WIN.
What have you got against poop my dear friend? I don’t wanna sling shit everywhere, but poops pretty solid if you ask me.
Ok? So then where’s Cums trophy then? Proof much? Picture or it didn’t happen.
Nice. You’re a father now? Wow, times flown for dam sure lol Man fuck that guy who hacked you! You should have sex with him to even the square.
Sucks not having you there anymore. Your posts always made me laugh my ass off so hard, poop would cum all outta my ass onto the floor. Everyone went swimming in it, but it’s all good bc I put a wet floor sign up.
POOP FOREVER !
hmm good point. When they shut down r/PoopIsland just to escape my shitposts about poop (they seriously shut it down because they didn’t want people talking about poop anymore) I kind of just got salty about it, but that was years ago.
I could post indisputable proof that cum did indeed win but it would be, ahem, highly inappropriate. Maybe there’s a community on lemmynsfw that wouldn’t ban me for doing it.
Here is a diagram of how my neighbor stole my beer.
I am In awe
