Can you imagine how offended you’d be if these were serious payments and the bank suggested you were joking? I have a mental image of a jihadist having an meltdown because their bank didn’t take them seriously.
Sounds like an outtake from 4lions
Can I have ten bottles of bleach please?
Like the actual taliban would label their payments this way.
Your right perhaps they’d use “Completely legitimate non-taliban misc expenses”
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you should get that looked at.
Well their requirement for looking into it is probably not restricted to “payments with labels referencing the taliban” but something more broad.
I marked my rent payments to my roommate with “Cocaine and Hookers”, went on for years but his bank complained one day too.
Funny to imagine if the banks managers were actually using our money for exactly that, but marked as company expenses instead.
I used to write a check to my room mate and then she would write the rent check to the landlord. My checks to her always said “For: Sexual favors and drugs ;)” No one contacted us.
UK even making you pay for a jihad license now.
TV license, Jihad license, whats next? Terrorist bomb threat license?
What an amazing Honeypot that would be.
License license. Cant have you carrying a license while unlicensed now, can we.
You didn’t pay for the terrorist bomb threat license?? Well too bad, no bomb threats for you!
I’ve heard people doing this and then getting black listed from the entire banking system. Can’t open bank accounts, access any credit, and the banks don’t have to tell you why you’re blacklisted. It’s supposed to be very very difficult to undo.
You havent truly lived unless you’ve been personally sanctioned by the international banking cartel.
Or if you’re Dantes, “in-game, of course”
There’s no FBI in UK.
There’s always at least one FBI agent at the US Embassy there. I’d guess there are probably a few more.
And to mess with my head, I saw there was a full FBI office in London. But then I saw it was London, Kentucky.
We have our own agencies.
The National Crime Agency (NCA) is our equivalent to the FBI.
Security Service (a.k.a. MI5) is our equivalent to the NSA.
Secret Intelligence Service (a.k.a. MI6) is our equivalent to the CIA.
Next check: definitely NOT for “ISIS Training “ 😉😉
My cousin used to employ his brother-in-law. He’d always write ‘sex’ on his checks :D
This is almost as hilarious as Matt Gaetz marking Tuition or School on his Venmo payments to kids
Except the investigation into him can get brushed aside…
Almost seems like a bad idea to allow private companies to decide arbitrary criteria which they could block you from using the financial system (which is required to survive in a capitalist economy).
