someone defaced some public property with a giant… drawing of something inappropriate, when I was a youngster

I showed up to the spot just in time to be escorted by police to try to explain why I was not guilty to my grandparents (parents weren’t home)

Wasn’t guilty and nothing came of it, just a temporarily awkward situation of being in wrong place at wrong time

Recently? I was at that place doing that business and this man thought that I am there because of him. I am a total block-head when it comes to anything like that, so I just spontaneously made it even worse.

And then, after a while when I figured what is going on, I explained what is that and all about this, his ego imploded. But, aside of that ego trip, he is a total sweetheart so I wanted to smooth things up and because I didn’t want him to feel bad I spent two weeks polishing the entire situation-ship.

Aliens in another galaxy are still cringing.

I got drunk. Real drunk. Half-hugged my friend, leaned in to kiss her cheek and my brain blurted out loud “go fuck yourself”