This tweet smells like parliament menthol lights and coconut.
My God why is this so accurate.
It smells like the fun slightly problematic aunt
Ok Grandpa
I was in that one war before you were a shitpost in your fathers balls, grandson.
*granddaughter
And you’re the shitposter, not me.
Sorry for misgendering you, granddaughter, my mind has been addled by the passage of time.
Now now, you’re a shit poster by association. Look around.
Woman: wears regular pants and a shirt with a loud pattern, also large costume jewelry
This guy: eyes pop out of head “Hummina hummina Aaaa-ooooo-gah! Quick! I gotta post this on social media!”
Someone gets it
Dress like grandma going to a Catalina Wine Mixer?
Ok Grandpa, let’s get you to bed
What?
Nope, no pockets there. Fuck that.
Oedipus posting
Somewhere a woman in cheetah print needs a man with a full head of hair and no beer gut.
The other day I was making fun of people for not getting the meme and today here I am, unsure what to make of this. Is it genuine fashion advice?
Where are her cigarettes? She’s clearly a smoker
Don’t confuse the poor girls, they get enough of this shit from Cosmopolitan and its ilk already.
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Butt
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