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minus-squaresome_guy@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up17·5 months agoHell, I’ll piss on your jeans for $100. You don’t even need to take them off first.
minus-squareawwwyissss@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·5 months agoSorry friend but I’m going to undercut you. $90 per, with a weekend special of $150 for couples.
minus-squareplatypus_plumba@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-25 months agoSorry to undercut you but peeing on people’s jeans is my fetish, and I’ll do it for free. People just need to cover their ears while I talk dirty to their jeans. Fucking denim hoes.
minus-squareMeatPilot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 months agoI’ll price match and make sure I eat loads of asparagus first.
Hell, I’ll piss on your jeans for $100. You don’t even need to take them off first.
Sorry friend but I’m going to undercut you. $90 per, with a weekend special of $150 for couples.
Sorry to undercut you but peeing on people’s jeans is my fetish, and I’ll do it for free. People just need to cover their ears while I talk dirty to their jeans. Fucking denim hoes.
I’ll price match and make sure I eat loads of asparagus first.