Just use your phone’s flashlight.
Also both are probably covered in mud when you pull them out.
Isopod (Isopoda) is the order they are in.
Armadillidium vulgare is a common species. But there are probably hundreds of species that share the same nickname because most people don’t know the differences.
Some torts just want to watch the world burn.
Gotta catch um all!
🧟 “Hello, how may I help you?”
🤖 “Fudging son of a birch. How about you eat chicken and live a long life!”
🧟 “Thank you, but what is the reason for your call?”
🤖 “I really want to keep my account open! This is the sixth time I have called to keep my account open.”
🧟 “Ok sir, we will keep your account open. Is there anything else?”
🤖 "What? That is not what I want at all. I love you softbank and want to keep my account open. What is wrong with you geniuses!
Why do aliens have Dyson vacuums?
Nothing more precious than reminding your lil’ squirt that you once raw dogged mommy and turned her into a boston cream doughnut.
I’ll price match and make sure I eat loads of asparagus first.
This is a rare situation where I appreciate that the illustrator covered his junk, but I don’t totally feel comfortable with the how they covered his junk.
Letting her know you drank a bunch of pineapple juice before your date.
Your mother makes robots in hell.
What’s really going on is she is softly whispering in his ear as they wait for the subway train.
“I have a gun, so just act natural. Now, give me your wallet slowly and no one has to die today.”
These weren’t built in Egypt at all. They imported them from the Mayans.
…then you turn on the lights to see…
Amazing skill