If I’m ever reincarnated as a mole rat, I know I have guaranteed employment.
Thank you America for growing your population so large. When climate change gets so bad that the dykes pop, we can just grab the nearest American to plug the hole and save humanity.
Hey, dykes are people too. I have it on good authority that many of them like biking.
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TIL, thx
Is this why grandma keeps calling me skinny and offers foods every time I visit her?
She knows that if anyone wants to get to her, they have to go through you, and the bigger you are, the harder it is.
apparently this is a myth. thats too bad
So that’s what butt plugs are
Also both are probably covered in mud when you pull them out.
Holy molé
I thought it was going to say in the rainy season they eat them.
My spirit animal.
Thank your plug
so this is why so many american are overweight and lot of politicians are climate change deniers…
🎵 I see you baby… 🎵
🎵 I like big butts and I cannot lie 🎵