Upvoted for being factual and logical, and also for the use of twain.

What is the charge? Eating an onion? A succulent sea onion?

The house from Fight Club.

Worked on a military base that had a small lake. Against policy, a civilian employee went out fishing during his lunch break, somehow capsized his rowboat and had to be rescued by the on-base fire department. Unsurprisingly, he didn’t lose his job over it.

Valhalla, I am coming.

There’s no way to know if Windows stored some personal data in an OS directory somewhere, so nuking the whole disk is the only way to be safe. If this is an SSD drive, then wiping should be done with secure erase, not by overwriting like you’d do with a magnetic HDD.

Grinch

Levar Burton on Reading Rainbow. That show was our Friday afternoon treat in grade school.

Nah, he’s supposed to be Hetfield. I mean the guy in the upper right.

Who’s Kirk’s look-alike?

Canadian couples only have sex doggy-style, so they can both watch the hockey game.

If I’m ever reincarnated as a mole rat, I know I have guaranteed employment.

A sci-fi drama about a guy who develops a brain tumor. The tumor becomes sentient and can communicate with the man through their shared thoughts. Over time, they develop a kind of friendship. At the end, the man must undergo brain surgery to remove the tumor. Despite being able to prevent the surgery somehow (haven’t worked this part out yet), the tumor allows it to happen anyway, knowing that it must die in order for the man to live.

I think I would write this as a short story, but I’ve never written any fiction before and don’t even know how to start.

dankness norm

I’ve spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.

Pardon me, did you say “Abe Lincoln”?

Edit: I was trying to reference this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJcuYKyHEgs

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I think I’d like my money back