Developer for 30+ years, father of four.
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Crackhappy@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy.World Announcements@lemmy.world•Call for donations for Lemmy.World (Autumn 2026)English
3·3 hours agoSame here. I forgot I’ve been donating for 2 years now.
I like living near Portland but would never want to live in it.
Crackhappy@lemmy.worldto
Chevron 7@lemmy.world•MRW someone asks if I prefer Stargate over Star TrekEnglish
1·1 day ago
Bonus points if you hear this in his voice.
Crackhappy@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Lemmons trying to gauge just how depraved we can get in this mothafuckaEnglish
2·1 day agoAll of them with hair of gold like their mother.
Crackhappy@lemmy.worldto
Games@lemmy.world•What games are you actually enjoying right now?English
10·2 days agoPlaying The Witcher 3 for the first time. I bought the original when it first came out and just never played it. But they went to all the trouble to be super exceptional people and release the remaster for free so now I have to play it.
What the fuck was 10 years ago me thinking? This game is so fucking good.
Crackhappy@lemmy.worldto
Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world•My glass broke, but the handle is keeping these two pieces togetherEnglish
1·2 days ago/dullmensclub
I see that you’ve fallen into an existential well. Can I help?
I poop at you sir.
Crackhappy@lemmy.worldOPto
Music Videos@lemmy.world•I've been curating a list of visually interesting music videos for a whileEnglish
2·2 days agoI Love Joey Valence and Brae! Never seen this. Added to the list.
Man. I gotta say. Keeping my kids in a DMZ through their childhood while pretending this didn’t see what they were doing paid off handsomely.
Crackhappy@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•How do phones find the city of a phone number?English
5·2 days agoI think that relying upon a closed source source of data is perhaps not the right way to go about this. Assuming that they are a source of truth to begin with is problematic.
Crackhappy@lemmy.worldto
News@lemmy.world•Ed Sheeran Enlists the Fray's Former Singer Isaac Slade to Open Atlanta ShowEnglish
91·2 days agoIsraelis is reductive. Zionists and MAGAts is more descriptive and accurate.
Crackhappy@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Is spoken Japanese easier to learn than Mandarin?English
1·2 days agoI grew up with a Mandarin household and only learned Japanese later. I would tend to agree than Mandarin is easier but there are nuances.
We have little Bichon frisse who comes running any time I lay in my bed so he can snuggle with me.
Crackhappy@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•You are undecided on buying a house. But this convinces you to buy itEnglish
3·3 days agoI’m down!

Have you ever eaten apple slices with cheese? It’s so good.
And you’re supposed to add salt to cookies. Helps bring out the sweetness.
Crackhappy@lemmy.worldto
Bun Alert System@lemmy.sdf.org•CAUTION: buns are developing long range radar detection systems.English
5·3 days agoIt can hear soapy tiddies from 20 miles away.









I’ve never paid a cent to that cunt and never will. I’ve worn a tricorner that and plied the internet seas to find the booty.