Asking the real questions.

Also, while I have that short attention span, let me introduce you to my sponsor, The Left behind Generation! Congratulations you are a winner! What did you win? Well let’s find out.

You’ve been programmed to have a short attention span. Novels require hours of attention. Hence, where you are now.

programmerhumor is in another castle

I agree with you, and you are technically correct which I guess is rubbing people the wrong way.

Pretty much. The store is still there, the signs are still up but it’s empty.

The only time I ever used the services of a sex worker was after my wife passed away. We didn’t have sex, we just cuddled naked for an hour and I cried all over her. It was quite healing for me, as she had really huge boobs, like my wife did.

Nice. I’m poly and demi so I can’t do that myself, but my wife has partners over for sex pretty regularly. She keeps thinking that I care, and I keep telling her they could fuck in front of me and it wouldn’t bother me a bit.

I consider your argument the more ethical one. If an animal is going to die, isn’t the most humane method the most ethical? However, I also see the other side, which is giving the animal the chance to kill the human first. It’s kinda twisted logic. If you’re going that route then the most humane method would be not kill them at all.

You would think it was this one

But you’d be wrong. JD is the biggest tool.

I think it’s the phrasing “consider themselves at war” that is causing the down votes.

I live right around the corner from this store.

whoooosh

Thirded. Ahoy is fantastic.

When artax dies. Atreyu cries and utters a quiet “fuuuuuck”

What is worse?

I think Charlie and Dennis would notice for about 5 seconds then say “Yeah fuck him”

Oh man that is riveting. Tell me more.

I’ve been hearing about the Flo Rida Man for far too long.

Zephyr Onomotopoeia Scintillating