Are zipties or handcuffs sufficient?
Or does there need to be a metal bikini and giant slug involved?
Tentacles. There need to be tentacles.
Only if they’re pink handcuffs
Sounds like Debbie may be getting a call from HR soon…
Damn fun police!
Damn fun, police!
yes daddy
Debbie*
Look, I don’t make the rules.
Just the signs 😉
Me, who hasn’t cut my hair in very close to a decade now: can boys be included too? 🥺👉👈
Me neither! It reaches from my nostrils down past my lips.
The old nosetache!
Kinky
Damn Debbie.
If they’re a company that deals in exposed machinery where hair can be caught in running, then good for them. It’s protective. Being essentially called isn’t fun for anyone.
If they’re not- then fuck them.
EDIT: I get it now. Thanks! I’m not good at this type of humor. So I took it literally. Thanks even for the explanations.
I feel like tying people up just for having long hair is a bit much, but I am also into rope play so whatever
I didn’t even catch that! Damn you ASD!
That’s not what it says though. It says that the girl must be tied up if they have long hair.
Yeah. That was explained to me. I’m not good at subtle humor. So I didn’t get it at first.
Food service as well.
But this isn’t how you read that?
I didn’t get the point (or joke) of it until after when it was pointed out to me… I don’t pick up on things like that easily. Figured I’d leave my original statement up as an homage to my inability to detect subtle humor.
You’re the straight man in a comedy duo. :)
Seemingly always.
I have long hair, but thankfully this is not applicable as I am a man.
Who said guys couldn’t be tired up.😉😉
The sign, but i’m listening😏
Oooh yeah
…with it
S&M in da house
O. O dear.
Kinky
Now this is a president I’d vote for.
Ps~thank you debbie~
