No shit.
Now I can piss myself and people think I’m rich instead of a messy drunk.
Hell, I’ll piss on your jeans for $100. You don’t even need to take them off first.
Sorry friend but I’m going to undercut you. $90 per, with a weekend special of $150 for couples.
Sorry to undercut you but peeing on people’s jeans is my fetish, and I’ll do it for free. People just need to cover their ears while I talk dirty to their jeans. Fucking denim hoes.
I’ll price match and make sure I eat loads of asparagus first.
Calicocutpants are in Stock again?
You gotta give
HOLD THE DOOR! HOLD THE FUCKING DOOR!!
I’m so stressed out I’m taking 3 seconds on a 10-second piss!
post this shit on Slickdeals for the boys!
That’s the secret they’re all sold out all the time. But ya gotta give
Yawn, call me when I can buy diarrhea pre-soaked pants with matching shoes.
How do I delete someone else’s comment?
I take it you’ve never heard of D-pants then?
https://youtu.be/5eSVa6sqz0g
Ah yes the old pocket pee stain… because when I pee my pants I always pee in the pocket first.
This version has the “peed in my jeans, while lying in bed” look.
You don’t store your dick in your pocket? What on earth do you do with it, then?
I actually just pissed on my trousers.
I mean, the company straight up said they’re pretty sure at least some people are buying them for fetish purposes.
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