• airrowEnglish
    3·
    5 months ago

    puts tire companies outta business

    • AliceOPMAEnglish
      3·
      5 months ago

      Causing them to be astronomically expensive to where most ppl can’t afford them so they stop driving

      • splinterAEnglish
        3·
        5 months ago

        They can also survive bullets, but you need to be careful about driving through water as the ballistic coating can melt

        • AliceOPMAEnglish
          3·
          5 months ago

          And when it melts, the only thing that can repair it are the souls of 3 orphan children who have hederochromia

          • splinterAEnglish
            2·
            5 months ago

            We’re running a discount sale, you can purchase 3 souls for $29,999.00 - it’s good to plan ahead

              • splinterAEnglish
                2·
                5 months ago

                Alright, what is your preferred payment method?