• airrow
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    9 months ago

    puts tire companies outta business

    • AliceOPMA
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      9 months ago

      Causing them to be astronomically expensive to where most ppl can’t afford them so they stop driving

      • splinterA
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        9 months ago

        They can also survive bullets, but you need to be careful about driving through water as the ballistic coating can melt

        • AliceOPMA
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          3
          ·
          9 months ago

          And when it melts, the only thing that can repair it are the souls of 3 orphan children who have hederochromia

          • splinterA
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            2
            ·
            9 months ago

            We’re running a discount sale, you can purchase 3 souls for $29,999.00 - it’s good to plan ahead

              • splinterA
                link
                fedilink
                English
                arrow-up
                2
                ·
                9 months ago

                Alright, what is your preferred payment method?