AliceMA to It Gets BetterEnglish · 10 months agoMilitary grade destruction proof tiresmessage-squaremessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-squareMilitary grade destruction proof tiresAliceMA to It Gets BetterEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square9fedilink
minus-squareAliceOPMAlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·10 months agoCausing them to be astronomically expensive to where most ppl can’t afford them so they stop driving
minus-squaresplinterAlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·10 months agoThey can also survive bullets, but you need to be careful about driving through water as the ballistic coating can melt
minus-squareAliceOPMAlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·10 months agoAnd when it melts, the only thing that can repair it are the souls of 3 orphan children who have hederochromia
minus-squaresplinterAlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·10 months agoWe’re running a discount sale, you can purchase 3 souls for $29,999.00 - it’s good to plan ahead
minus-squaresplinterAlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·10 months agoAlright, what is your preferred payment method?
minus-squaresplinterAlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 months agoWould you like to add fries with that?
puts tire companies outta business
Causing them to be astronomically expensive to where most ppl can’t afford them so they stop driving
They can also survive bullets, but you need to be careful about driving through water as the ballistic coating can melt
And when it melts, the only thing that can repair it are the souls of 3 orphan children who have hederochromia
We’re running a discount sale, you can purchase 3 souls for $29,999.00 - it’s good to plan ahead
I’m down
Alright, what is your preferred payment method?
All of it
Would you like to add fries with that?