ERMAHGERD WYRMS

Oh! You’re home early!

Voulez-vous une baguette?

Would you like a baguette?

(I use Google translate so if it’s bad don’t blame me)

Relationship goals

happy, moisturised, in my lane, flourishing

It’s time to party, you get the beer, I got the grub.

Forbidden foursome

Double fisting bruh!

Best three-way ever!!

Screenshot from groundbreaking new release of kaiju + tentacle porn is a must watch.

Caterpillar-chucks!

First image of Joost Klein’s disqualifying behavior at the Eurovision Song Contest

having your cake, and eating it too

Lunch time

“[munch]omnuummm-mmm[munch, lipsmack] mmm-nom”