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Depends on whether I’m relieving pressure or announcing my presence at the salad bar.
Tossing the salad?
Supposing you don’t poop yourself in either scenario, definitely the short powerful blast. The release of pressure is so good.
The longer one is more funny. Especially if you rev it up like a motorcycle.
Short and powerful, so satisfying
The squat huff. One single motion, one sound, one life, one love.
A fart that is silent but deadly, and others around blame it on someone else 😂
Practice the ventriloquist fart for extra lulz!
The answer is yes
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