I’d get Joseph a “The dad that stepped up” mug.
Spare ribs.
Oh yeah, some BBQ and just snicker every now and then, hoping he’ll get the pun at some point.
Get yourself something nice that also looks good on the Holy Ghost and you’ll all love it.
Whatever I wanted that week.
#justtrinitythings
Man, I hate shopping for myself…
Steak and a blowjob
The door of the castle church of Wittenberg with Luther’s 95 theses nailed on them.
A performance in his honor sounds best. Other things seem either rather worldly for him or too difficult such as restoring Constantinople.
Fleshlight.
But like one of those pornstar custom ones of the virgin mary
a wife that don’t cheat.
A threesome, of course.
So, masturbation?
I’d probably commission some art of Shadow the Hedgehog on a motorcycle holding a gun. The license plate on the motorcycle would say “ALL0FM3”. I feel like he’d appreciate that.
A bobblehead, probably
You know that diamond encrusted shit from Roger on American Dad? That. I think God would probably lime one of those.