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In Women's Jeans They're 83.7% Smaller

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In Women's Jeans They're 83.7% Smaller

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    And for the actually curious; it was originally to hold pocket watches

    • lunarul@lemmy.world
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      I always thought it was for lighters

      • Linnce@lemmy.world
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        I thought it was for change

    • 👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.de
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      I was a pocket watch user in the time before we all carried phones all the time and I cursed all pants without a fob pocket in those days.

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      its actually for your lil baggie of cocaine.

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      I was always taught it was called a ‘fob pocket’, as in a pocket for your fob watch (the old name for a pocket watch) but I only knew that because my grandfather collected fob watches. I was also taught that the little pocket near the hip of the inside of a coat is called a fob pocket for the same reason.

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        I’m not really sure about it’s actual name since i’m not a native speaker; i basically shoehorned the translation

    • Dept@lemmy.sdf.org
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      it makes for a great card holder for metros or any situation where you need to have a card in a quickly accessable place

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      “A what watch?”

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    Damnit, I was keeping my celery in there.

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    In the worst case they don’t get anything at all 😬

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    • lemmylommy@lemmy.world
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      Feels like nothing at all. Nothing at all. Nothing at all

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        Stupid sexy Flanders!

  • AeonFelis@lemmy.world
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    Post title is incorrect. Women’s clothes don’t have pockets.

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    No one has made mention of the 83.7%. I think it should be 17% odd smaller.

    Sorry I know it’s like that glass eyed guy from last action hero.

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    Its a watch pocket actually. For a pocket watch. That practically nobody uses anymore. I use it for small easily lost project parts.

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    Great, another thing to feel inadequate about.

  • DreadneckRoberts@slrpnk.net
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    ::chef’s kiss::

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    Always thought it was for condoms.

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      Need to keep condoms cool. Body heat, over a long time, will increase chances of failure. The condom in the wallet is a “baby maker”.

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        Why does heat make condoms break?

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          Why? Beats me.

          https://www.webmd.com/sex/birth-control/what-to-broken-condom

          Using poorly stored condoms. Heat, direct sunlight, and friction are some of the biggest threats to a condom’s durability. You should avoid using condoms stored in your wallet or glove compartment for long. The friction and heat in these areas might contribute to breakage. Condoms are meant to be stored in cool dark areas, away from direct sunlight.

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          the condom company has a deal with the baby products company

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      I’ve known them as “Jonny pockets” but yeah not a good place to actually keep one

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    I’ve always used it for my car’s keyfob, which is the only key or fob I have.

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