Because Kermit is already tired of her pork opines?
pork opines?
Wrong Muppet.
I should have known
Senorita Chicharrónes rolls across the tongue better.
Chicharrónes are fried pork belly skin, no? Wouldn’t it be Cerda?
I said chicharrón, I meant chicarrón.
First of all, it’s hard to pronounce if you don’t speak French. Second of all, it sounds bad if you do speak French. And lastly, it’s WAY less cute. It actually genuinely sounds disgusting now.
Downvote me. I don’t even care anymore.
How about “Mam’zelle Truie”?
Google Translate didn’t help in telling me what language that is. It told me it was Polish, and the “translation” to English is completely unchanged.
So… idk it seems like a better option.
this post sounds like the setup to a joke but there’s no punchline
No, I mean it. She loves French. She always calls herself ‘moi’ and calls other people ‘vous.’
That’s about the extent of her French, though.