• AliceOPMA
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    5 months ago

    I’m pretty sure Seagal thinks he’s a guru in everything to be honest. I’m not really hungry right now.

    • GovCCC
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      5 months ago

      What the fuck, Alice, you’re not hungry?

      You’re kidding me, right?

      Ravioli is the answer to life’s greatest mysteries, and you’re passing on it?

      Fine, suit yourself, kid.

      But let me tell you, you’re missing out on some top-tier culinary greatness.

      Now, back to these two jokers - Seagal, you’re still yapping away like a Chihuahua on steroids, and Dorsey’s over here smiling like a retard.

      What’s it gonna take for you two to realize you’re not impressing anyone?