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    Is there a source for these haughty, cackling archeologists making fun of hairdressers or is that just to manufacture some kind of underdog victory scenario?

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        a haughty, cackling asshole ignoring a woman’s expertise

        Boy howdy, that’s a spot-on description. Never listened to him because I expected it to be trash; but I didn’t realize the situation was so dire

        Motherfucker leans into sensationalism and shock-value, because he’ll be forgotten as soon as he shuts the fuck up—and of course he won’t have any useful skills to hold a job with real value afterward. Fucking cowardly shits, afraid to work on something of substance when the fame/infamy runs dry

        So yeah, it indeed made my blood boil a little lol. Wish I could say it was mostly pity for him being so… dumb? But nah, that’s a person acting like garbage and should be treated as such (until proven otherwise)

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          To be fair, while I haven’t listened to a ton of Rogan, that’s easily the most openly vile thing I’ve heard from him. And it’s not from his show, he’s a guest on some call in show. It’s also an older clip.

          Usually his schtick is a lot more subtle, “I’m just asking questions, I’m just open to hearing all sides, I just happen to platform Nazis and never push back on their opinions because I’m so open, also I think trans people are evil”

          You know. You know the fuckin type.

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      Also, why does that have to be the only solution? There were wet things that turned harder when they dried back then, too.

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    I love this story because just imagine the setup.

    All the top world archaeologists are in the biggest archaeology summit trying to figure this out. The queer son of the most famous archaeologist was visiting because his dad was trying to make him a real man and follow science instead of fashion. He takes a look at the poorly design slides being project and makes a snarky remark. “they’re definitely sewed 💀😭💅”. But everyone made fun of him so he took it personally. The next day he came back with an exact replica of the hair style sewed on his bestie’s hair. In awe, everyone got up and clapped. The kid’s name? Albert fucking Einstein.

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        Answering that question comes with a nobel price attached i presume.

        What we know is this:

        They are made during roman times, They are found wherever the roman empire stretched and there not considered very rare

        Thats about it.

        The notable theories are

        • as a weird currency

        • well known blacksmith “exam”

        • for knitting, apparently it has been demonstrated that you can use them to knit in practice but the art of knitting is thought to originate much later in history.

        My money is now on wig building tools. As a spinoff to the common knitting one.

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          My first reaction to seeing these objects was “they look like jointing frames for combining multiple rods”. You’d feed long cylindrical rods into the holes, then use the little knobs to affix them, using them as anchor points for tying the rods into place with string/rope (presumably the rods would have grooves in them to take the rope). Maybe you could make a little tent in this manner, something light, perhaps a bug net for your bed, or something along those lines. Or maybe they were already describing atomic structures 🤓

          Complete nonsense, of course. But that was just my first reaction!

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              I’ve lived for 33 years, 12 or so if those years heavily featuring K’nex and only after reading your comment realised that K’nex is a phonetic play on “connects”.

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            This might be the highest effort Lemmy comment yet? Great quality on these drawings, clear and concise, and genuinely makes you think and wonder. I give you this award: 🏆

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          My personal theory - used as a quick method for evaluating the value of gold and silver coins.

          Holes are for diameter, the bumps are used to estimate thickness.

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          I use them for crafting

          Image: a Prime Chaotic Resonator crafting orb from the ARPG Path of Exile.

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    I guess there had to be a way to have fake-ass hair extensions before plastic was invented.

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    …am I missing something? These are stone. They’re carved. How did they know these were real styles used with people, and not fantastical for the statues?