Skill issue

That just means you were crafted to be a writer

“Dear diary,”

Then you can continue to gain fulfillment from your own sense of smug superiority, and normal people will continue to not care that you do.

Why would we need chemtrails when we’ve already made it so that everything that’s the color red whispers to schizophrenic people on a frequency only they can hear?

That’s really funny

What if language evolves to where the consensus opinion is to gatekeep silliness out of academia though? Evolution cuts both ways, English could theoretically evolve into a fully prescriptivized language like French, and that’s just as valid an evolution.

I am calling for total arthropod death

Wow clearly you’re just a radical centrist who’s bothsidesing genocide! Reported, bigot.

I did the same thing with my parents, mostly because they’d just say “quarter after” but would never say any number. If you made a word cloud of everything I’ve ever said in my life, “after what” would be gigantic in the center with every other word tiny around the edges.

I guarantee you at least 75% of the histrionics are coming from astroturfing competitors.

It’s a distinction without a difference.

Rather than having some control over [thing I put on the internet], I now have zero control at all.

Correct. Everything you post online can and will be instantly archived by data hoarders and data corporations.

That’s not a good user experience.

That’s the World Wide Web for you, we should have stopped at gopher.

I don’t think it was ridiculous at all, and I wholeheartedly believe this would negatively impact the giant space slugs from Empire Strikes Back. Can’t you tell how serious I am?

Less harmful to Earth’s environment, anyway. The environment on those asteroids is going to be all kinds of fucked up, hard luck for any giant space slugs that might be living there.