I don’t think that I can ever trust joke condoms. Does anyone actually use them?
If you do use them the real punchline to the joke doesn’t hit until 9 months later.
What’s funny about this is supposedly seniors get it on a lot in retirement homes.
Doubt they use condoms because YOLO I’m going to die soon.
Not sure you can use all four on that last one within the best-before…
This picture is literally 10 years old.
Nah, see when you turn 50 you can only have sex once a year, but you need to get into a time machine and go back to 2014.
I’m kind of annoyed that it goes in a pattern from 4 times a day to 4 times a week then skips over 4 times a month and goes right to 4 times a year (then 1/year).
Redditor and sexy is just some tissues.
I’m sure you had some thoughts swirling in your head when you wrote that comment, but those thoughts were NOT translated into words. What the fuck does this mean
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“redditor and sexy”
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When I was 18 I got sex once in a blue moon. It wasn’t until my late twenties that I had the confidence to start getting a lot of sex.
“Get” is an interesting verb to choose.
Why
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