A human (pictured, right) outrunning the flesh-starved, reanimated corpses that we all see when we close our eyes for too long. Keep it up, human! They lack the necessary supportive tissues to sustain bipedal movement! You can beat them!

Dead, Dead, and Eddie

The race is long And in the end, it’s only with yourself.

Where God Went Wrong, Some More of God’s Greatest Mistakes, and Who Is this God Person Anyway.

Harder. Stronger. Faster.

We all have skeletons chasing us - even the Meat People.

Animorphs: Biology Breakdown

T-Bone, Steak Boy, & Jason.

Wolverine after a run-in with Nitro

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If you’ve been challenged to a foot race and you have the choice, wear your skeleton, muscles, and skin for your best chance at winning. If you’re being made to pick only one, choose muscles over skeleton.