Try having your head stuck to the pillow with blood after a gnarly bicycle accident. That’s always fun…

I’m using the same duvet cover that I got when I was 8yo, I’m about to hit 30… It’s my cover don’t touch it

“It’s not that old, 2003 is only…”

Excuse me, I need to go find one of them Canadian suicide booths before I get too old and feeble to use one…