I just… I can’t believe… it’s not butter.
Orderly horrible that you milked that old joke
More like, ‘Betrayal of the highest udder.’ …I’ll see myself out… of the barn.
What a creamy smooth joke
Not all jokes are what they cream to be. That said, this one really whipped the competition.
Did they think the butter took on magical powers when it was formed into the shape of a cow in order for those thin butter legs to hold up the weight of an entire butter cow?
I mean, isn’t tha what makes it so impressive?
I just assumed it was frozen
Next you’re gonna tell me metal statues aren’t solid, and don’t weigh tens of thousands of pounds.
What else have we been lied to about??
Strippers don’t rotate around the pole. The pole itself is rotating.
Somehow that was a bigger emotional blow than finding out pro wrestling is fake
It’s what?!
(Shhhhh!) Nothing! Ha ha - nothing.
Santa Clause can’t be fat one moment and ultra skinny the other, to fit down a chimney.
I’m pretty sure Santa is kinda like a cat. All the fat just kinda squishes, if he can fit his head in the rest can make it too.
So he’s some kinda slime or shape-shifter, huh?
They’re not???
Some probably are.
I want to believe
Real Americans deep fry butter cows.
Don’t forget to inject the cheese before you flash fry it.
Anything endorsed by Ted Cruz is a little shifty at best.
wait till they find out about chocolate bunnies
Give it to ‘em straight - like a Pear cider made from 100% pears.
What is a butter cow?
See image above
Cow, except butter
