I’m going to be a lich.
I get the keep my mind and memories, so I’m not some dumb zombie going babbling “brrrrlll” here and there, seeking brains. I’m fairly powerful so I can pull out my own weight, enough to become the necromancer’s right arm. And if it comes to the worst I can always backstab the necromancer and become the boss, as typically lichs have their own necromancy.
Objectively the best answer. Plus, as long as you hide your phylactery well, there’s not much the necromancer can do to keep you in line.
I’d expect my phylactery to be with the necromancer at the start, for exactly this reason. So I think that a lot of my job in my first days [years?] as an undead is to get their trust so I can: replace my phylactery with a copy, hide the original, and proclaim my independence.
Can liches shape-shift, if so I want to become one so I can swap my bodies sex
Probably, given that they’re good spell casters. You could for example cast “alter self”, and look like your desired sex. The main problem is that those spells are typically short-lived, they last minute~hours, so after the time ends you’re again a skeleton or decaying corpse.
Whatever type Jesus was. Folks seem to like that kind of undead.
Undead Deity is in fact a great answer to the question.
A bowl of petunias.
Again?
Oh no.
Agrajag, is that you?
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So any animal is fair game? In which case, dodo. You MFs ate us into oblivion, I’m gonna come back with species worth of pent up rage and an undead thirst for blood.
Edit: in retrospect I now realise a dodo would be super easy to send back to the underworld :-(. I’m gonna be… checks deadliest thing notes, a car.
Blue whale.
“oh no, not again”
Lich would be fun
Jesus, for sure. Not that he came back.
But that is what the Good News™ is all about for the evangelicals! He is already HERE! Parts of him are probably fossilized or petrified by now. And the rest of him is just dust. And dust never goes away. Why, I might even have a particle of Jesus dust in my yogurt right now! Halleluhah.
I’ll be that guy, and say abomination. The more twisted the better. Like a mouth in my belly, extra arm on my back kind of twisted. I’ll learn to enjoy striking terror in my victims’ hearts. Afterlife will be dope.
If I’m an undead undead, do I get to live?
Depends on how your summoned I guess.
I’m pretty lazy, so… spectre. Having no body to haul around will make things easier.
I’d come back as a wraith, preferably shadow of mordor / war style with domination powers.
Otherwise, a lich assuming I could have lich magic and evolve
A capybara in a remote location that won’t see human development within my new lifetime. Just chillin’ with my interspecies homies.
Wasn’t talking animals. I meant what type of undead would you come back as. xD
An undead capybara in a remote location that won’t see human development within my new lifetime. Just chillin’ with my interspecies undead homies.
@Vanth@reddthat.com: E.g. zombie capybara, vampiric capybara, spectral capybara, skeletal capybara, etc.
Ghost. Flying, intangibility, spooky telekinesis … Sounds great.
Probably like a skunk or something idk.
If you disregard supernatural powers of undead, it’s different depending on who you ask anyway, I’d go with a skeleton.
