Recite insurance commercial jinggles
Upgrade their PC to Windows 11 overnight
Click yes on all “recommended” options
Left-align taskbar and make it black
Restore their desktop wallpaperYou monster
Had to be done
I wouldn’t. I’m a fucking ghost. I can just go about my day, knowing I’m a ghost, and not fuck with anyone.
Yeah if anything I’d be a nuisance to the vampire and werewolf I’m living with!
You’re gonna get bored after a while dude.
Playing with their pets while they’re sleeping, by throwing small objects around the house.
…I wouldn’t be a scary ghost but at least I’d have my fun.
Rile up the cat and lure it to attack the person’s face while they sleep.
That’s evil. And fun.
I’ll befriend and play with their cats. Their cats will do a zoomie randomly.
Ohh wait that’s how a cat normally works.
I’ll make their cat miao randomly.
Wait that’s how they works as well.
I’ll stand at a corner of the room, attract their attention and makes them looks like they stare at that corner for no reason.
Ohh that’s how they works too.
Ohh well i’ll just stick with making dogs bark randomly.
Demand to know “are we there yet?” while haunting their house. Because of your going to haunt somebody and scare them, you might as well confuse the hell out of them too.
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I would make sure that the toilet roll is the right way around.
Constant unprompted calculus lessons
As a ghost, do I have the power to visit people during their dream time?
Why not!
show them random scenes from their lives, remind them of the choices they made.
