My retirement plan depends on the collapse of society.
Look on the bright side, high stress poverty life style has a good chance of killing you in your 50s of an early heart attack!
Which is still a while after the revolution. Checks out.
Show off
Right? Look at Moneybags over here with their 11-minute Shangri-la! Oooooo.
cries in poverty
Mr. 11-fucking-minutes of joy and solitude, rubbing it in our faces. He’s just like Jeff Bezos.
Asshole.
I ran the numbers, have you considered dying young?
12 gauge retirement plan for me
Rest easy, in the US, because of the QOL disparities, current tables aren’t publicizing how much less time poor people get once they “retire”, which now includes working for the most part and collecting social security disadvantageously early. It’s 4-6 years less life for the poor’s collecting SS at lower rates–so you won’t need a full 11 minutes of funds, probably 8 or 9.
There’s the problem. He did financial planning. Buy property, tools, plant fruit trees and learn to garden and forage.
Lemme just plant a doctor tree for all the healthcare I’ll need later in life.
If you want to retire, just go live in a forest at that point.
Living in a forest takes a lot of hard work if you intend to stay alive. Not what most retirees are looking for.
That’s the point I’m trying to make. It’s still a better retirement plan.