Lojcs@lemm.ee to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 4 months agoHow many mosquitos do you kill every day?message-squaremessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up142file-text
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minus-squarebreadsmasher@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·4 months ago the wildlife Now Im imagining owls, bats, bears, alligators all getting stuck on a screen
minus-squareshalafi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-24 months agoOh god, the pictures in my head, LMAO. “Ma! There’s a danged ole black bear stuck to the back porch screen!” “Well poke it loose with the broom!” You sleep late thinking the sun is low. Nope. Gator spread eagle on your bedroom window. “God. Damnit. Not again” Wife rolls over in bed, “Stop bitching and go get the gator spray.” “We used it all!” “Then why didn’t you buy more?!” “I put it on our shopping list. You forgot last time you went to Winn Dixie.”
Now Im imagining owls, bats, bears, alligators all getting stuck on a screen
Oh god, the pictures in my head, LMAO.
“Ma! There’s a danged ole black bear stuck to the back porch screen!”
“Well poke it loose with the broom!”
You sleep late thinking the sun is low. Nope. Gator spread eagle on your bedroom window.
“God. Damnit. Not again”
Wife rolls over in bed,
“Stop bitching and go get the gator spray.”
“We used it all!”
“Then why didn’t you buy more?!”
“I put it on our shopping list. You forgot last time you went to Winn Dixie.”